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darcylewislaufeyson:

bicurious? yes, i am bi and very curious. when were balloons invented? how do they make playing cards? why do cats do the thing when you dangle strings in front of them? i have so many questions

Why don’t cats like rain, at all? What are elbows for? Where do rivers go? Why am I one of the only people alive who will get this because almost literally no one remembers the movie I’m referencing?

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

I kept seeing people talk about non-consensual nude photography in a general sense all day, and it wasn’t until late this evening that I finally saw someone explain what happened. I have yet to see anyone share a nude, and I would honestly be completely shocked if anyone I follow did.

i-like-to-obsess:

petition to ban “i kissed a girl” from all queer girl fanmixes 2k14

I assume you mean the Katy Perry monstrosity, so I’d like to amend your petition to suggest, rather than a simple ban, replacing it with Jill Sobule’s excellent song of same name but completely different message.

Saw this in the window of a florist today and thought of you, Tumblr.

Saw this in the window of a florist today and thought of you, Tumblr.

The Mountain Goats - Southwood Plantation Road
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First Mountain Goats song I ever heard, and still my favorite. Thanks for putting it on a mixtape for me, mitchclem. Thanks for sending me lots of mp3s when I said the discography was too daunting, planetfool.

We’re having a multi-faith blessing ceremony performed to cleanse the new store. So, that’s new.

We’re having a multi-faith blessing ceremony performed to cleanse the new store. So, that’s new.

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

It wasn’t a confetti cannon, it was a real cannon. It was in a parade, though, so there was probably confetti around? Anyway, she didn’t just lose her leg: the blast took out a good part of her pelvis as well, and reportedly she was in a coma for close to a year.

Maybe the best thing about this story is that there was a huge sign outside declaring it as a gay bar, which is now in the permanent collection at the Museum of History and Industry. And this was in 1973.

M’coll @mongrel_annie playing an ass-kicking solo set! #rockstar #badass

M’coll @mongrel_annie playing an ass-kicking solo set! #rockstar #badass

I love perforance art!

I love perforance art!