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My new favorite Bones character is Mr. Nigel-Murray. He talks like Charlie McDonnell, looks like Dan Howell, and dresses like Michael Aranda. PLUS SCIENCE.

My new favorite Bones character is Mr. Nigel-Murray. He talks like Charlie McDonnell, looks like Dan Howell, and dresses like Michael Aranda. PLUS SCIENCE.

When all your merch gets stolen, it’s time to daydrink. 
Also recommend doing it in an Aussie/Kiwi pub while watching cricket. Slo-mo shots of cricket pitchers is my new favorite thing ever.

When all your merch gets stolen, it’s time to daydrink.

Also recommend doing it in an Aussie/Kiwi pub while watching cricket. Slo-mo shots of cricket pitchers is my new favorite thing ever.

alandistro replied to your post “I thought of a hilarious joke tonight, and stayed up until 2am making…”

It needs to be less than 1 MB *and* if there is too much white, sometimes it rejects those too. Try adding a solid color layer over the whole thing with an opacity of 2% or something.

Aw, nuts. I just used makeagif.com, and it’s 6.3MB. Any tips on how to make it smaller? Without owning Photoshop?

I thought of a hilarious joke tonight, and stayed up until 2am making my first ever gif so I could post it, and now no matter what I do Tumblr will only post the first frame.

*backflips into the sun*

You know the part of neil-gaiman's The Graveyard Book where Bod describes Miss Lupescu bringing him “hard-boiled eggs in a grey, unappetizing liquid”? That is one of my favorite foods ever, and this is what it looks like when you do it right.
Chag Sameach, everyone.

You know the part of neil-gaiman's The Graveyard Book where Bod describes Miss Lupescu bringing him “hard-boiled eggs in a grey, unappetizing liquid”? That is one of my favorite foods ever, and this is what it looks like when you do it right.

Chag Sameach, everyone.

Friends who are in massage school are so important.

Tonight was a first for my band: we played in a chip shop. Here you can see the amazing Duo Finelli opening the night!

Tonight was a first for my band: we played in a chip shop. Here you can see the amazing Duo Finelli opening the night!

Y’know when you wake up and you’re going about your day and suddenly you remember you had a sex dream about one of your friends that included withcraft?

Nobody?

Ahahahahahaha. I just realized I posted my new video all over yesterday being like “what a perfect video for a sunny Sunday afternoon” and it was Saturday.

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