Him: By the way, I hate Mumford & Sons.
Me: What, no!
Him: I listened to the song you played me, and I was like, "This is pretty good," and then I listened to the rest of the record, and I was like, "I HATE this."
Me: That is extremely disappointing.
Him: So my official statement is now that I like Mumford & Sons, but with the asterisk of "only when you play them on ukulele sitting on my couch."
Me: Fair enough.
Him: It is a pretty big asterisk.
