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Clever Wordsmiths
(To my friend Brigid, who once said that Dan O'Brien has the "thighs of a nerdy Casanova.")
Me: Complete this sentence: "Robert Downey Jr. has the eyelashes of a __________."
Brigid: Beautiful gypsy sex-fiend.
Me: That's perfect. How do you do that?
Brigid: My loins are clever wordsmiths.
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