There are British people who are cool, hard as it is to believe, and then there are people like me, who seem to be made of tweed.
HERE I AM discussing the Church of Satan with Craig Ferguson.
This clip comes courtesy YouTube user “TefaDevilAgain,” a television enthusiast and self-described “METALHEAD PHARMACIST.”
WHAT IS MORE, if the Stop Online Piracy Act passes, he will also be a FELON for uploading this clip, as I will be for linking to him and embedding it above.
SOPA hearings resume on December 21, which as you know from MY BOOK, is the first day of the last year of human civilization.
THAT MEANS WE HAVE ONE YEAR to stop this bill, maintain the vibrant web we all love, and keep me out of prison before the BLOOD WAVE HITS.
If you share these three goals, please CONTACT YOUR CONGRESSPERSON.
BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT: here is COLBERT.
That is all.
New career goal: Get interviewed by Craig Ferguson.
From my experience, writing a novel is like having sex with a gorilla. You ain’t done till the gorilla’s done. You might think, Well, when I’m done, I’ll be done. But you’re not done. The gorilla’s still going.
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| — | Craig Ferguson, when the interviewer from a recent Playboy interview suggested he didn’t have to finish the novel he was griping about working on. |
