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IKEA: the amusement park for grown-ups!
(It helps if you’re the sort of grown-up who likes soft-serve cones and stuffed clown dogs).
Wow, look at the cute new icons! Aren’t they just GREAT? Man, they work SO MUCH BETTER than the old ones! I’m so glad that Tumblr spent lots of time and money designing new icons instead of, like, adding any functionality to the site.
Elmore Leonard’s 10 rules of writing, via The Trad
Know them. Love them.
Amen.
11. Write however the fuck you want to write. Elmore Leonard is not your boss, your god, or (likely) your readership. Write whatever makes you happy.
Always reblog to add the above. I think it needs to be said.
And I wonder why I'm always single.
Hot Bartender At My Show Last Weekend: So, what's next?
Me: What's next?
HBAMSLW: For you. Tonight.
Me: Oh, my ride has to be up early, so I'm about to head out.
HBAMSLW: Ah. Well, have a good night.
Me: You too!
LATER
Me: ...Fuck.
Dear Customer Who is Angry Because Her Order Was Delayed,
Look, we called you three times to try and get the information from you that we needed to ship the order. But you never answered, and you don’t have voice mail.
Voice mail became commercially available when I was too young to understand it. I’m almost 30. So yeah, you might want to get on that.
Love,
Sarah
"Fair" is relative.
My otherwise reasonable, sensible, and extremely intelligent friend: My insurance company won't let me put my live-in girlfriend on my policy, because they only cover spouses and same-sex domestic partners. So if she was a man, they'd cover her. They specifically exclude opposite-sex domestic partners. Does that seem fair?
Me: "Same-sex domestic partners" don't have the option of becoming spouses. Does that seem fair?
