Little known fact…
A ‘cumberbatch’ is actually the collective term for a group of cucumbers.
Oh, how I want this to be true.
The Sword of Doom (1966)
Because today, I am the last man standing.
Me: Well, the least they could do is give you a chair.
Philip: Supposedly, standing all day is better for your back.
Me: That is what I have heard.
Me: But at what cost your soles?
Me: youseewhatIdidthere
Philip: I DID INDEED.
At an Ice Cream/Dance Party, 01/16/10
She Sarah: I have perfected the art of sexy clothing removal. I can even take off sneakers in a sexy manner.
Me Sarah: That sounds like quite a feat.
She Sarah: Well, I guess you have a real soul for puns.
Me Sarah: I hope I'm not treading on your patience.
She Sarah: Dammit. That's all I got.
Me Sarah: You could have said, 'Hey, you're toeing the line."
She Sarah: Dammit.
Me Sarah: Yeah, I try to stay on the ball.
